are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
