he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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