pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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