Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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