Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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