My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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