Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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