Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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