Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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