butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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