I want to have your abortion
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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