Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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