So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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