they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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