Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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