Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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