do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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