I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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