Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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