I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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