Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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