It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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