help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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