I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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