Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
