these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have demons in me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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