Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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