are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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