We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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