We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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