i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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