My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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