I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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