I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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