No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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