If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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