I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
