Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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