I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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