Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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