Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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