what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize
