Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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