They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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