Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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