It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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