check it out our google latitudes are spooning
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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