I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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