Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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