oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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