if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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