Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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