how can u be prego again
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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