I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
