you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you win again, gameday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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