i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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