Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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