getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
