I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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